Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew
- Crying is blackmail
- Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work.
- Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
- Get rid of your cat.
- Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
- Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
- If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
- If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
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