Archive for April, 2005

Saturday, April 2nd, 2005

Yet more bargins!

We are in Tesco’s yesterday and Lesa managed as always to spot all the bargins (of things that we didn’t want!) and she spotted frozen turkerys half price, I gave in and bought one thinking that we could have it for tea tonight as we got my future inlaws visting us in sheffield for the w/e . However on getting this item home i relsied that it needs 48hrs to defrost so it looks like we having turkery for tea on sunday! I think that Lesa also thought that we could buy one and keep it in the frozen for christmas, I know she likes to be organsied but buying turkey for christmas day dinner in April is just crazy!

Friday, April 1st, 2005

THE YEAR’S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2004:

  • Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter
  • Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
  • Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
  • Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
  • Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
  • Miners Refuse to Work after Death
  • Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  • War Dims Hope for Peace
  • If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
  • Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
  • Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
  • Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
  • Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
  • New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
  • Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
  • Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
  • Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
  • Hospitals are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors

And the winner is….

  • Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead